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The toothless crossing guard lady at Eastwoods: why i got into law

Anyone that was a swimmer for Hudson Explorers knows about Toothless Crossing Guard Lady.  Hudson swimmers, you see, trained not at the high school, but at Eastwoods Elementary School.  Everyday after school, we’d zoom over.  We disobeyed every conceivable traffic law in our rush to not only get to the best snacks awaiting us in the pool lobby, but also to arrive before Toothless Crossing Guard Lady [herein referred to as Toothless] appeared.  You see, Eastwoods has some rule that no vehicles besides buses can enter the parking lot from 3-3:15.  If a swimmer arrived at 3:01, Toothless threw her rather rotund body in the line of your car, waiving her meager Stop sign as if it meant anything to teenagers.

Many a brave soul tried to pass her…with various techniques, including hit the gas, distraction, and pleading.  None worked…and the poor swimmer would be forced to drive 2 miles out of their way to reach the school and the butterfly set awaiting them for tardiness.  Although I was a fairly adept butterflier, there came a point where I decided to attempt a new technique…the non-turn signal one.  I drove along, never giving eye contact to her, then suddenly did a hard right into the lot.  She never saw it coming.  And then, my comrades in arms followed suit, zooming by her as she was distracted by me.  All control was lost for her on that day – which was, for Toothless, going to eat away at her soul. Otherwise, she would not have taken my license plate number [had she been sane].

That evening, when the Hudson Police officer arrived at my home, my mother was quite shocked that he asked for me.  I came out to the deck and was swiftly confronted by hostility.  He rattled off a statute, 6 month in jail warning, and hefty fines.  Looking back, I realize that he was full of threats but nothing more.  At the time, all I knew was…well, I knew nothing if not how to thwart authority.  You see, I was decidedly pro-anarchy when it came to adult figureheads.  I had the amazing ability to pretend I was doing as told..but in reality, I rarely did.

Anyway, I suppose the officer was not prepared for my counter-diatribe in which I informed him that he was on private property, that I was innocent until proven guilty, and besides, where was he when I allegedly committed the aforementioned offense? [My poor mom was horrified by my defiance.]  Nonetheless, he recognized a kernel of truth when he saw it.  The fact was, he had nothing to go on legally.  And his threats fell on deaf ears.

The moment he left, I felt triumph.  I stood up to authority – albeit obnoxiously.  I realized that if I knew more about the law, I could confront cops on a weekly, if not daily, basis. [And yes, my mom is still frequently horrified by my “disrespect” for law enforcement.]

Now, I look back on Toothless not as a completely insane, paranoid fanatic, but as the impetus that allowed me to enter a really neat profession.  For that, Toothless, I thank you.


May 9, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Welcome to my blog!

Hello!  My name is Sarah Hulburt, and I am an attorney licensed in Ohio and the District Court for the Northern District of Ohio.  Criminal law is my primary focus and passion, but I also assist clients with Chapter 7 Bankruptcy and family law matters.  My goal with this blog is to inform people about valuable rights that the government frequently erodes; to create an open forum for discussion; and to allow viewers to see an attorney in a more personal light [we *can* be fun!]

I encourage people to comment, add interesting links [including completely irrelevant but awesome youtube videos] and to interact with me!

Below, you will notice a depiction of Lady Justice.  She is pretty darn amazing…she looks like she could do some serious damage if anyone crossed her [especially with that sword!]  But my favorite part is her blindfold.  It appears as if she is Xena warrior princess that could kick butt even without use of one of the 5 senses.  Yet it also symbolizes a fundamental tenet that criminal defense attorneys hold dear: justice is blind to race, creed, gender and socioeconomic status.

Indeed, many people doubt that justice is blind.  But I myself  see Lady Justice as an iconoclast debunking popular rhetoric;  attacking settled beliefs; and adorning the halls of judicial institutions.  And I hope in my career, I can stay true to her image.  Throughout my blog, I hope this belief will weave itself.

“Justice is the crowning glory of the virtues.” Cicero, famous Roman lawyer and statesman.


May 6, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

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